4. My weekend is all ‘booked’ up
Got to love a good pun.
6. What’s the difference between a boring person and a boring book? You can shut the book up.
7. A guy walks into a library. Guy: Can I have a burger and some fries? Librarian: Sir, this is a library. Guy: Right, sorry. (whispers) Can I have a burger and some fries?
Bookworms live for library jokes, right?