8. I’ve been reading a book on antigravity. It’s so good I can’t put it down.
There’s always got to be one to make you cringe.
9. Why did Shakespeare always write in pen? Pencils were confusing to him. 2B or not 2B?
Shakespeare humour takes it old school.
10. Classic’: A book which people praise but don’t read.
Mark Twain was WOKE.